Try to beat your opponent in this lightning fast card game. Everybody tries to put down as quick as possible and in the right sequence: Toilet, Turd, Toilet Paper, Washing Hands (with no two cards of the same colour being allowed on top of each other). When a player has no more cards or cannot play anymore he hits the whoopie cushion. The player with the most cards left gets a fake turd (point) and a new round starts. The person with the fewest turds/points at the end of the game wins.